five steps to achieve the optomum level of awesome,
1. follow maggie, maggie-stiefvater.tumblr.com
, i dont care if you dont like her books (which is total BS, if you dont like her books you should give up on literature now) follow.
2. get several large fishtanks, a cat and (if your especially daring) a cocatile
3. write several fantastical novels under a sudanim.
4. die your hair 3-10 different colors, preferably shades of green
5. finally, merry the first person you see after looking at this, exept if they are related to you, then marry the cat.
how i achieved my level of awesomness, in 5 simple steps. i am not especially daring, i dont like sudanims and i could only find red... so that explains a lot...